I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. 这个月我无法把我的薪水寄给你,所以我送你 100个吻。你是我的甜心。
Your husband 你的丈夫
His wife replied, after some days to her husband: 几天后他妻子回信:
Dearest sweetheart, 亲爱的,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 谢谢你的100个吻,我把开销的明细告诉你。
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 这个月的牛奶送牛奶的工人同意收2个吻。
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 电工在收了7个吻后才同意帮忙。
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 房东每天来收 2-3个吻来代替房租。
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some extras. 超市的老板嫌吻不够,所以我还给了他特别的。
5. Other expenses: 40 kisses 其他开销共计 40个吻。
Please don't worry for me. I have remaining 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next coming months? Please advise!!! 请不用为我担心。我还流着35个吻,我希望这个月我可以收支平衡。你觉得下个月我也可以这么计划吗?