Dear Sweetheart:
亲爱的：

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.  
这个月我无法把我的薪水寄给你，所以我送你 100个吻。你是我的甜心。

Your husband
你的丈夫





His wife replied, after some days to her husband:
几天后他妻子回信：

Dearest sweetheart,
亲爱的，

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
谢谢你的 100个吻，我把开销的明细告诉你。

1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.  
这个月的牛奶送牛奶的工人同意收 2个吻。

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.   电工在收了7 个吻后才同意帮忙。

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.  
房东每天来收 2-3个吻来代替房租。

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some extras.  
超市的老板嫌吻不够，所以我还给了他特别的。

5. Other expenses: 40 kisses
其他开销共计 40个吻。

Please don't worry for me. I have remaining 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next coming months? Please advise!!!
请不用为我担心。我还流着 35个吻，我希望这个月我可以收支平衡。你觉得下个月我也可以这么计划吗？

Your Sweetheart
你的甜心

厉害啊